“And just like peeling a real onion, peeling this metaphorical onion is going to be uncomfortable, won’t taste well for everyone and generally be a very nitty-gritty affair since we don’t have the right tools for it. Also, running water or chewing gum won’t be helping anyone. And you won’t be allowed to bring a knife to meetings. It’s policy!”
“Why are we peeling this onion again?
You know, it’s a really big onion and it needs to be peeled for everyone’s sake. And instead on onion, let’s call this what it is; sexual harassment. You monster!”