“We’ll provide you with opportunities to utilize your full potential and further your career.”


“I’m keeping my eye on you, just in case your ‘potential’ makes you better suited for my job. I’ll decide what your full potential is and where it can go. In short, you’re not getting my seat at the grown-up table. Welcome aboard!”

Or alternatively

“And we will provide you with lots and lots of opportunities. If fact, we will f***ing inundate you with opportunities. Opportunities will come at you from every direction, you will have to be a Neo in our corporate Matrix, opportunities coming in left and right, morphing and twisting and changing and you will just have to keep up. Welcome aboard!”


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